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Motherfucking frightful! Happy Hollerdays!

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i ran into the same sign when I tried banging Superman's secretary.

December 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commentereat shit and die.

I think I see an image of Jesus in the snow. Quick- call the National Enquirer before it melts!

December 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDavid Slockbower

oh la la .... I'm scared !!! will zioum zioum survive in NYC ??? ok, I found a down jacket, gloves, a double-knit scarf, a chapka (russian zioum style!) but where I would find fucking boots for snow in Toulouse?? It's fucking 57°F here today!!!!! so I'm coming with my "summer shoes" (but I pIan to dress up with 6 pants and 7 pair of socks) and I imagine the scene :
First, I will be in Toulouse airport dressed up like this : "miss, there is no flight for north pole!" "shut up asshole! I'm going to NY!"
then I will get Paris airport..."oh, miss, this flight is going to NY, not to...." "Hey bitch! Do I look like someone going to North Pole?!!"
then into plane : "miss, you look anxious... would you like to drink anything?" " I never toooook a plane over sea and I'm scared of waaaaater!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme beer in intravenous injectiiiiiion !!!!! mamafuuuuckaaaaa!!!!!!"
then in NY airport with homeland security immigration : "Have you ever taken drugs? Are you drug addict? Have you the intention to commit crime, murder or terrorist attack against the country? Have you a link with nazism or did you participate to nazism crimes during the 1939-45 war? Why are you coming in NY?" " well, I'm half french half zioum and I'M COMING TO DRINK BEERS WITH MARTY WOMBACHER, SEE MOTHERFUCKER?!!"
then I will get out of the airport and New Yorkers will stare at my shoes! so I will ask "please, where is the nearest liquor store?" " oh! you mean... a store where you can buy boots?" "NO!! My toes are frozen and can't remove my shoes, I just need liquor... and for the boots : We will see when I get drunk!!"

December 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterZioum Zioum The Chainsaw

and its ridiculously cold

December 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermeleah rebeccah

Dirty snow in New York City. Isn't that a country song?

December 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBiff

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