Toiday marks Tiger's 15th day on the front page of the NY Post. This has got to be a record. And oh,oh, look out Tiger, look who's next to you, the NY Post's new whore columnist, Ashley Dupre. Wow, you really are a hooker magnet, aren't you Tiger?
It truly is a Lazy-Ass Sunday today. I don’t have a lot to post because I’ve been busy with the holidays coming up, a trip to Peoria I’m taking in a week and lots of other shit. I did finish the ‘70’s decade of links, so I’ll put that up in a bit and a timely Peanuts cartoon with a guest appearance by Tiger Woods and a video if I get time. In the meantime, uncork whatever gets you through the Sunday and have fun! Cheers!
This marks the 14th day Tiger Woods has been the front page story on the NY Post. My favorite NY Post headline was when Tonya Harding's bodyguard turned her in. The headline the next day was: "BODYGUARD FINGERS TONYA." This isn't as good as that, but it's pretty fucking close!
I know I said I'd be putting up further summations of the decades, but it turns out this is a shitload of work. So on Friday, I'll put up the '70s, Saturday, the '80s, and on and on. For the meantime, here's something I put together to hopefully amuse you. Happy Tuesday!
Yesterday I explained how I was going to start summing up every decade I have lived through. If you missed it, click here to catch up.
And now I present the swingin’ ‘60’s, a decade I’m glad to have lived through. Each link takes you to another place, so click away and have fun in the sixties! Don’t eat the brown acid!
“And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.”
The Cuban Missile Crisis.
“I have a dream!”
“The answer is blowin’ in the wind.”
"President Kennedy died at 1 p.m. Central Standard Time. 2 o'clock Eastern Standard Time, some 38 minutes ago.”
“She loves you, YEAH YEAH YEAH!”
The Civil Rights Act.
Wall of sound.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
“Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.”
The Ed Sullivan Show.
“I feel GOOD!”
“I can’t get no, satisfaction.”
A Hard Days Night.
The Motown Sound.
“Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees!”
“Don’t squeeze the Charmin.”
“And if you knew him, you would know why we must honor him: Malcolm [X] was our manhood, our living, black manhood!”
“How does it feel? To be on your own. Like a ROLLING STONE.”
The Addams Family
“I have some very sad news for all of you, and I think sad news for all of our fellow citizens, and people who love peace all over the world, and that is that Martin Luther King was shot and was killed tonight in Memphis, Tennessee.”
“I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound, everybody look what's going down.”
“Mom always liked you best.”
Black Panther Party.
“As he [Robert F. Kennedy] said many times, in many parts of this nation, to those he touched and who sought to touch him: ‘Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."’
“We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, we hope you will enjoy the show.”
“A Three Hour Tour.”
Rolling Stone: All The News That Fits.
“If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.”
"Ten Days of Resistance"
“Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair.
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
“Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before.”
“America: Love it or leave it.”
“Hell no, we won’t go!”
You bet your sweet bippy!
“Nixon’s The One.”
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
“Go ask Alice.”
“One White, One Black, One Blonde.”
Brian Jones: Dead at 27.
“I want to take you higher!”
“Don’t eat the brown acid.”
"In our case, seventy-five percent of the twenty-six shows we've done this season were censored."
"Just be cool down in the front there, don't push around..."
Once a week I thought I’d feature a website that’s just doing something for the sheer fuck and love of it. So please don’t send me links to your band’s website or your blog for this. But if you know of someone doing something fun and/or wacky, please email me the link and it might just end up the Website of the Week! (Like that’s a big fucking deal!)
This Weeks Website:
The Fucking Weather
This week’s website is a fairly simple one, but pretty fucking funny. Click on your own city for an update or hit the random button for the fucking weather around the world. Put in a bogus zip code to see the message you get. Also, check out the blog by clicking on the blue type at the bottom right of the page.
Hope you have nice fucking weather today!
The Fucking Weather
Hat tip to Christian Powers (a.k.a. tiefighter25) for sending the link.