Creamed Corn

I really hate creamed corn and I’m highly suspicious of people who eat it. The name sounds disgusting and it really looks gross, like the Jolly Green Giant jerked off all over a corn field and then made his little niblet slaves put it in cans.

On a somewhat related note, I once compiled a list of alternative titles for sperm and one of them was “cream of meat.” Just thought I’d throw that out there.

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[biff]

that picture reminds me of a dish at the local hunan lion: shrimp with lobster sauce. sounds delicious, i know! but it is not. and it looks just like that. except it also has peas. oh, the humanity!