Wednesday, September 9, 2009 at 12:03PM 
Gee, thanks for the documents, One Hand Reality...but how come they’re sticking to each other...hey...what are you doing with that other hand? Aaaaahhhh!!! Point that thing somewhere else!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 12:05PM 
They boarded up this Virgin store assuring no one will enter it, thus maintaining the Virgin status. TO VIRGIN WHORES!
Friday, August 28, 2009 at 12:53AM But click on the archive link in the box to the right of this to enjoy pictures from the past. I'll be back on Sept. 8th and hope you tune in then!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 12:20PM 
Cheapest Ass To Mouth in town! I wonder if it’s a gummer?
Monday, August 24, 2009 at 12:19PM 
One exclamation mark would’ve been too much, two is definitely overkill. You’re selling orchids, you’re not curing cancer here. Assholes!!