It's a Wonderland All Right

Everyone's wondering where the fuck they're going to get money to buy any gifts to wrap. Ho, ho, ho.

The Best Porno Name Since...

Buck Naked.

Hollow Weenie!

 

Trick or Treat (or as they say on Twitter, Twick or Tweet.)

Sign Of The Economic Times

Does anybody really want a cheap sanitary napkin?

Picasso had his Cubist Period...

And now I have mine! Anybody got a cubed Kotex?