Cotton Ball Math

Jumbo Plus Cotton Balls = Cotton Balls big enough to sponge down Kirstie Allie’s ass?

No Standing

Cripples love to hang out here.

What a Tosser!

This guy will toss your salad if you pay him. I don’t know about you, but I’d say this is borderline prostitution!

L-L-L-L-License P-P-Plate

And now another installment of...THE STUTTERING LICENCE PLATE!

How?

That’s great, but how are they going to read this sign if they DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH!